Good Morning! ...I’d like to say it’s Thursday but would like to add a disclaimer that I am not held responsible for mid-leading anyone if it’s not🙄 (It has been known!) Sorry for the radio silence but we have been suffering from a household of illness for the past week and a bit which basically means I have been subjected to endless episodes of Tom & Jerry and sleepless nights😞
....It feels like I have lost days from my life (bit dramatic I know!) So a bit of a different one today. To stop myself going stir crazy I came across some humorous quotes that I thought I’d share (or maybe I have finally lost my mind) ..According to a survey 90% of men say their lover is their best friend. Which is a little disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog 🐶
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve made it. Very few people die past that age!
How come you never see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery’🤔 The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all collective governments in the history of earth (I like this one!!🍷) True terror is to wake up one morning and discover your secondary school form class is running the country😱
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”😆 If you are too open minded does your brain fall out?
I always wanted to be someone, but now I realise I should have been more specific🙄
Age is mind over matter. If you don’t mind it doesn’t matter 😜
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito 😆
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a mis print
I don’t trust children ...they are here to replace us...!!! On that note I bid you all a Happy Thursday ...Let embrace and enjoy all that it has in store for us
I look forward to normality being restored and sat chanting the mantra ‘The Key To Life Is Resilience’ 😜Xx
Happy Thursday!🌟 Brrr, it’s still very cold.❄️☃️ This photo is probably going to Insta-bomb 🤦♀️ but I love the beauty of our walls in this shot and the gorgeous detail of this headboard from @featherandblack 🛏 Have a lovely day.💗
Бежит со всех ног из другой комнаты, заслышав неугодный мультик.
Это тоже не!
А это смотрят только лохи! *ну почти так*
Собака получает двухминутную передышку. Кот зарывается глубже в одеяло.
Пятиминутный перебор, и если не угодить на любимую детскую распаковочку 👀👀👀 (сын своей матери!), не попасть на эту вакханалию «А это, малыш, посылка с киндером и синим трактором, присядь своей мамке на уши КУПИТЬ КУПИТЬ КУПИТЬ», то, выбрав что-то достойное (нет, Степа, мы включим Малышариков, там голос ХАБЕНСКОГО говорит 😍), можно опять убегать в закат.
Короче, «я гнался за вами три дня, чтобы сказать, как вы мне безразличны»🤪
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